(Previously titled: Bro of the almighty)
I was just checking emails when I saw this on my Google Talk. “God is online”. And I thought ‘shit! Here he comes’.
I was pissed at Him. As always. The Guy has attitude problem.
“Bling!” -Oh, I hate that sound.
God: “hey bro! Wazzup!?”
Me: “I am not your brother.”
God: “its jus n xpression, dude!”
God: “chill, yo!”
God: “so, wats up, mayn!”
Me: “hmm, that’s better.”
Me: “im mad at you, asshole!”
God: Wat hapned, yaar!?”
Me: “remember I confessed something last week?”
God: “LOLz, yah!”
Me: “don’t you ‘lolz’ me!”
Me: “somebody got to know about that. I thought it was our secret!!!”
(Saturday evening He is free. Sunday is church time, no ‘jalsa’ in heaven tomorrow!)
God: “wat cud I do? It mst hv slipped. I mst hv been bored or drunk.”
Me: “What the…?”
God: “ws takin 2 dis angel, dude. Ran short of topics n things 2 say. Caught hold of dis thing. Hope u dnt
mind…”
Me: “bloody Satan! You really suck!”
God: “’Satan’? I thought you were talking to me, hehe.”
God: “LOLz”
Me: “fuck you!”
God: “hehe, when?”
Me: “aaaaaarrrrgh! Bugger off!”
God: “you seem pissed”
Me: “you think?”
God: “anyhoo, ma ‘real’ brother Satan is makin sure u stay depressed al d time.”
God: “things are workin wel 4 him, arnt they?”
Me: “im happy, damnit!”
God: “aah! Can u hear d sounds of Lie Detectors screaming? U shud b on ‘Sach Ka Saamna’”
Me: “shut the fuck up!”
God: “face d truth!”
Me: “ya, tagline. very funny, and how do YOU know the truth?”
God: “im God!”
Me: “yah! Right!”
God: “somthin is wrong wit u”
God: “I wl hlp u wit it”
God: “im comin ovr”
Me: “No, no, noooo!
*God is offline*
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