Sunday, September 20, 2009

Kasab

When Americans lose their jobs, it is called recession. In India recession is caused by extremism. Extremism leads to terrorism. Terrorism leads to illegal immigration. Illegal immigration caused Kasab to come to India. Now India is in recession. Because of recession, people lose jobs. So because of Kasab, Home Minister Shiv Raj Patil lost his job, Vilasrao Deshmukh also lost his job. Many people hate Kasab, but P Chidambaram loves Kasab. Because of Kasab, he got promoted. At first, he was Finance, now he is doing Home. Pranab Mukherjee also got promoted, from External Affairs to Finance. Prime Minister got heartache, got bypass surgery. Now Kasab is in jail, and wants bail. Because of Kasab, the judge has to read 11,000 pages as his charge-sheet is that thick.

I am wondering by the time these 11,000 pages are read. Will Kasab be ober? Or judge himself? Or India herself?

Deep, huh?